


I got this as a Christmas present about a bajillion years ago. It’s not as extreme a derptasm as most of the other bootlegs featured here but it’s kind of like the big sister of the other clock I saw recently. (You can see that the clock bit is quite similar!) Mine also has that uhhh…“interesting” hair.
It does have an alarm too! It plays a really bad Chinese electronics rendition of that song Lambada when the alarm goes off. It’s so ear screechingly bad I have only ever set the alarm once.
She’s so precious that I’m almost surprised she’s a bootleg.









